Published on Wednesday, 17 July 2013 00:00
Home to some of the world’s most artery clogging food, America is one of the fattest nations in the world with the highest rate of obesity. In fact, it is the second fattest developed country, it got knocked off the top by Mexico who won by just 1 percent. A study conducted this year concluded that a whopping 31.8 percent of American adults are severely obese and they are still chomping their way to a heart attack waiting to happen.
Give me your poor, your obese masses yearning to consume large amounts of saturated fat.
Why are there so many grossly obese Americans? Blame all the eateries for constantly inventing irresistible dishes so highly concentrated in fat that one bite is a sure-fire way to bloat you up to the point that you won’t be able to see your feet.
1. KFC Double Down
When it was first introduced in Singapore, I must admit that I rushed down to the nearest KFC outlet to get it. And it’s soooooooo good! Unfortunately, unlike America, the Double Down in Singapore is not permanently on the menu. I don’t see why not! Ain’t nobody got time for bread!
2. Burger King Bacon Sundae
Ice cream and bacon. Everyone’s favourite food.
3. Jack-in-the-Box Bacon Shake
Too lazy to chew your bacon? You can slurp it down through a straw. This is what heaven must taste like if you were to lick the angels.
4. Friendly’s Grilled Cheese Burger Melt
Yeah... we all had that cheese burger or grilled cheese sandwich dilemma from time to time. Friendly’s solved it! Yay to heart diseases!
5. White Castle Chicken Rings
Because onion rings are too mainstream.
6. El Pollo Loco Chocolate Nachos
Nachos coated in chocolate drizzle with dark chocolate sauce and white chocolate sauce because chocolate.
7. Denny’s Fried Cheese Melt
Deep fried cheese in a sandwich with melted cheese. It is so beautiful.
8. KFC Famous Bowl
Just mashed potatoes, gravy, buttery corn, and tender fried chicken chunks thrown into a bowl for you to conveniently shovel into your mouth.
9. Wendy’s Baconator
A sexy sophisticated burger sent back through time to fill the stomach of one very lucky fat person. With two quarter-pound beef patties, two thick slabs of American cheese, six slices of hickory-smoked bacon smothered in mayonnaise and ketchup, and nothing remotely healthy in there, the baconator is not to be trifled with.
10. Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco
Check this out. A giant taco shell constructed from Doritos blanketing minced meat, cheese, sour cream and healthy vegetables. They could up this by putting bacon in it. Nothing goes wrong with bacon.
Oh man. And they say that Singapore is a food paradise. All these food make obesity worth getting! The fat girl inside me is crying out to gobble up all these food. If I were ‘Murican, I would have been the fattest goddamn fatty fat bitch to have ever walked the surface of the earth. Well technically if I was that fat, I would not be able to walk at all, but you get what I mean. I might just die at the age of 25, but at least I get to die happy. Fat and happy.