Published on Saturday, 15 June 2013 00:00
Playboy is an American men’s magazine that features nude photographs of women along with journalism and fiction. It was founded by multi-millionaire playboy Hugh Hefner and is as prestigious as any adult magazine can get. Needless to say, millions of women with daddy-issues dream to be featured in the provocative magazine. While some have succeeded in becoming objects of men’s lust through Playboy, many have failed miserably.
1. Kelly Osbourne
Kelly Osbourne expressed interest in stripping for Playboy in 2006 but admitted that her breasts “would need some airbrushing”.
Hugh Hefner critically said, “I can't see it happening somehow; we don't airbrush to that extent.”
I hope she had a tube of aloe vera cream on hand because that was a bad burn by the dirty old man.
2. Courtney Stodden
Courtney Stodden, a country-nobody once, rose to notoriety when she married 51-year-old Doug Hutchison in 2011 when she was merely 16-years-old.
A day after Stodden’s 18th birthday, she tweeted, “No to porn... yes to Playboy ;) xxx,” when Playboy did not make any offers at all. She was rejected by the magazine for being too enhanced for a 18-year-old.
3. Britney Spears
Technically, Britney Spears was not rejected by Playboy. But she was put aside for further consideration until she stopped being all bat-shit crazy during that period when she went all bat-shit crazy.
Playboy representatives have said that Hugh Hefner is more than glad to feature Britney in the magazine “once she can put herself back on the road to recovery.”
Hugh Hefner makes a lot of sense, he has his magazine’s interests at heart and most of the time, bat-shit craziness is not regarded to be very sexy.
Russian lesbian hotties of the singing duo, t.A.T.u. were beside themselves when they both hit 18, wanting to model for Playboy. However the American and German editions of Playboy did not share their enthusiasm and rejected them. On the bright side, they did get a mention in the music section just that they had to keep their clothes on.
5. Kate Gosselin
When asked if baby-birthing machine Kate Gosselin would grace the covers of Playboy, Hugh Hefner vehemently declined and viciously added that he has no idea why she was even on “Dancing With The Stars”.
6. Audrina Patridge
Model Audrina Patridge feigned embarrassment when several photos of her showing her breasts hanging out in all its glory were “accidentally” leaked.
It was later revealed that she hired a photographer to do a topless photoshoot with when she was 19 so that she could submit it to Playboy for consideration. Playboy turned her pictures down.
Maybe posing naked and showing all and sundry their naughty bits is one of the things to check off in these ladies’ bucket lists.
Between skydiving and swimming with sharks: Whore self through photos in Playboy Magazine. :)