Category: Weird Articles
Published on Tuesday, 01 April 2014 00:00
For all of you argumentative people out there itching to start a fight on the internet over sensitive, religious issues, you will be sorely disappointed. This article is about celebrities with incredulous, mythical beliefs that seem to have materialized from the world of f**king crazy crap.
1. Lady Gaga is afraid of having sex with anyone in case they suck out all her creative juices
It's not surprising to see Lady Gaga on this this list. She practically invented crazy, as her own stage name suggests.
Here's what she said in an interview with Vanity Fair: “I’m perpetually lonely. I’m lonely when I’m in relationships. It’s my condition as an artist. I’m drawn to bad romances. And my song [“Bad Romance”] is about whether I go after those [sort of relationships] or if they find me. I’m quite celibate now; I don’t really get time to meet anyone. I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”
So by “creative juices”, I actually really did mean juices. Sometimes I don't know if she is just stark raving mad or if it is just a persona meant to drive publicity.
2. Megan Fox believes in Leprechauns, Nessie and Bigfoot
In an interview with Esquire Magazine, Megan Fox confessed about her insane paranormal beliefs: “I believe in all of these Irish myths, like leprechauns. Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than people's imaginations.”
She went on insisting that “there's something to it” regarding aliens and the Loch Ness Monster. She then added that she is really obsessed with Bigfoot (along with millions of Hillbillies), saying that she thinks of fairy tale creatures as her celebrities.
Who would have ever thought that Megan Fox could actually form theories of her own, as dumb and impossible as they might be? Wow! Well there you go, myth busted, contrary to popular belief, Megan Fox is actually not a brain dead barbie doll.
3. Kesha insists that she had had sex with a ghost
We should always take what this talent-less, autotune, poser-loser says with a pinch of salt as anyone with a functioning brain is fully aware how much of an attention-seeking whore this “singer” is. I know nobody really wants to think of Kesha sex at all, not even the dead, but she is claiming otherwise.
Here's what she claimed to have happened: “I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don't know his name! He was a ghost! I'm very open to it. I've got a song called 'Supernatural', that song was about having sex with a ghost. I lived in this flop house at Rural Canyon and there was this weird energy that lived there, and it used to keep me at night and wake me up. And it progressed into this dark, sexual spirit. It did scare me but that's part of the fun of it. I’m very open to that whole side of the universe. I'm very much into it. I believe in it. I believe in anything supernatural, I'm open to believing in.”
You know how other celebrities “accidentally” leak their sex videos out to the public, well I think in Kesha's case, she has to obtain publicity by claiming to have sex with a ghost because no one else would ever want to tap that nasty ass.
4. Fran Drescher believes that she was a victim of alien abduction
I love Fran Drescher, I really do. I religiously caught every episode and season of The Nanny, and was extremely sad when it ended. While Fran Drescher might not have the prettiest of faces or most melodious of voices, I liked her because she seemed so real, so unpretentious and so comfortable in her own skin. So for her to believe that she was abducted by aliens makes me wonder if she has a couple of screws loose. She claims that her and her ex-husband were both abducted by aliens as a kids.
“You know, it's funny because Peter and I both saw [aliens] before we knew each other, doing the same thing, driving on the road with our dads. We were both in junior high. A few years later, we met, and we realized that we had the same experience. I think that somehow we were programmed to meet. We both have this scar. It's the exact same scar on the exact same spot,” she said. Her ex has a more rational explanation behind the scars, but Fran insists that the alien story is true. “I said to him, that's what the aliens programmed us to think. But really, that's where the chip is.”
5. Russell Crowe believes he caught a UFO on camera
For some reason during one evening, Russell Crowe decided to set up a camera outside his office in Sydney, Australia to photograph bats. Instead of bats, his camera caught images of a “UFO”, see the “video proof” here
, but the video has since been thoroughly debunked in this other video
. Funnily enough, the area that Russell Crowe's office was situated in was very appropriately called Woolloomooloo.
Information Source: Smosh