Category: Weird Articles
Published on Monday, 15 September 2014 00:00
Sexual assault is rampant in all countries over the world. Every day, thousands and thousands of rape cases occur. It is a very real and traumatic scenario that can happen to just about anyone, even men. So to prevent people from being victims of rape, the Wuhan police force from China published a set of creative solutions that is absolutely hilarious yet somewhat useful of what you should do in the unfortunate circumstances that you are either going to get kidnapped, mugged, or raped.
The list of illustrations showing “how not to get raped” was published on several Weibo accounts and has already caused a huge controversy among China netizens. Some think that rape should not be a laughing matter while others appreciate the humor. You can decide on what to think about these informational anti-rape hacks after taking a look.
1. Do not get into illegal cabs, but if you do, memorize the license plate number. Get in the back seat of the car and make a fake call.
“Honey, come and pick me up! The cab's license plate is XXXX.”
2. Always carry a bottle of spray (preferably medicated oil) with you so that you can spray it into the eyes of the attacker.
3. Instead of simply handling your wallet to a mugger, throw it away as far as possible.
4. If you want to take a photo of an attacker or a suspicious character, do so by pretending to make a phone call, and secretly take a picture or video of him.
Be very careful doing this one! If you get caught, a painful death might await you!
5. Sometimes teeth are more useful than hands.
“Be careful not to accidentally eat the attacker.”
6. Cut your fingernails into this shape. Don’t make them too long or else they may break unexpectedly.
7. If you are certain that you are going to get raped, try to fart, defecate or urinate. You might also want to induce vomiting on yourself. (Best to be used in combination)
Ordinary people will be turned off by this act.
8. Always carry a pen or pencil (not wooden) with you, it is easier to pass checkpoints than with a knife.
9. And the best way to stay safe and prevent yourself from getting raped is simply to be ugly.
Share these anti-rape tips with your friends to keep them safe and provide them with some laughs!